I challange any of you to find someone more competetive and athletic then this kid. He gets so fired up that Jim Cramer tells him to calm down. He's like the tazmanian devil, on crack, speed, redbull and Jolt. I saw him score a triple double the day of his ACL surgery, while teaching Tom Brady how to throw and schooling Kasparov in a chess match. I've seen him beat all the zelda's ever made, simultaneously.

Knows more about gadgets, technology and marinating than anyone else on planet earth. He will explain to you why megapixels don't matter, why you wasted your money on bad technology like Bose, all while grilling up a nasty steak. He can sit down at a poker table, and get you on tilt faster than Phil Helmuth after he wins his 11th, all while helping his friends siphon your money.

The Goofiest man on the earth. This guy will make you laugh, all while figuring you out completely. He's much smarter than he looks, and surprislingly even more entertaining. He's got that magic mix of just enough goofiness to make everyone love him, while not being obnoxious. Imagine Owen Wilson, but with a personality.