Written by Dave Homsher on Monday, 23 June 2008 Category:Random Hits:248973

Becoming a parent is quite possibly the most important moment in a person’s life.  Bringing another human being into the world is wonderful, exciting, and probably rewarding beyond anything that I personally have experienced.  It is without a doubt completely life altering.  For the people in the article below, it is another thing entirely – INCREDIBLY STUPID! 

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1815845,00.html?cnn=yes

A group of girls made a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together.  ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME!?!?  The OLDEST of these girls was SIXTEEN!!  When I was 16, I was trying to figure out which video game to play next, and how in the hell I could get a girl to go with me to the junior prom.  I was most definitely NOT thinking about how much fun I would be having with my new son or daughter.  I was trying to figure out how to pass Spanish and Trigonometry!!  What the hell sort of agreement between a group of teenager kids ends with a bunch of newborn kids and unfit parents?!?!  Our agreements ended with a decision on whether to go to the movies or go out to the driving range.   

Some parents in the area are blaming movies such as Juno and Knocked Up for glamorizing teen pregnancy and causing this mess.  MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!  If parents spent time with their kids EXPLAINING how having kids can completely change your life and screw up anything and everything that used to be important to you, then maybe kids would grow up with a brain instead of a rotting piece of deer carcass between their ears.  Movies don’t make kids do stupid crap.  Complete lack of parenting, intelligence, and education do that.  My parents might’ve been a pain in the butt when I was that age, but at least they took the time TO PARENT!!  They taught me the important things a person needs to EXIST in society.   

The kids were taking pregnancy tests REGULARLY, and were thoroughly disappointed whenever the tests turned up negative.  When they should’ve been thanking God for their good fortune, they were sulking with their friends, and planning for the next loser to bang in hopes that they’d get pregnant.  These MORONS reacted to positive pregnancy tests with high fives and plans for baby showers.  What’s next?

Next time they'll upgrade their celebrations.

Don’t they realize how thoroughly they’ve just SCREWED themselves for potentially the rest of their lives?  How are they going to go to college, how will they afford day care, how will they become good parents and role models for their own kids, given the OUTSTANDING maturity level they’ve shown thus far? 

Now, there’s the choice of father to consider.  When a husband and wife decide to have children, it’s one of the most beautiful things on the face of this earth.  Most husbands are loving and caring, and turn out to be excellent choices for fathers.  Do you know who is usually NOT an excellent choice for a father…A 24 YEAR OLD HOMELESS MAN! 

Yea, that's who I'd pick.

Next up, they’ll be choosing the burger flipping boy from the local McDonalds, or possibly the elderly greeter welcoming you to your area Walmart.  Speaking of fathers, WHAT THE EFF WERE THESE DUDES THINKING!?!!?  It’s not that complicated.  As my good friend and former roommate constantly stated - “DON’T BE A FOOL, WRAP YOUR TOOL!!”  Don’t you realize that the girl is going to get pregnant, or that you are going to get an STD??   

It’s amazing that people like this are able to procreate.  It should be illegal.  Unfortunately for our species, they don’t make you pass an IQ test before you can have children.  When IDIOTS such as these high school girls can simply decide to have kids and then do it, it’s no wonder this country is such a mess.  The poor kids are probably going to get the worst of it.  Their amoeba-brained parents aren’t even REMOTELY qualified to take care of them, and they are clearly started on the low end of intelligence, if genes have anything to do with it.  Let’s hope for their sake, that that trait skips a generation.

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