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What if Bill Clinton got with Sarah Palin and the republicans nominated the fetus for President and the democrats demanded an abortion.
I bet you we can hold an entire election based on that. In fact, I bet you would find at least one die hard fetus supporter crying during the fetus's speech, which would probably be read by some stupid conservative celebrity like Tim McGraw....
Then you could have a democratic celebrity speak against the fetus and run entirely under the platform that a fetus cannot be president. Why don't we just throw in the towel and elect P Ditty as President? He can talk about how he can't fly his private jet because of gas prices. Maybe throw in some buzz words like "war is bad, save the turtles."
That is how screwed up Politics are right now.
America has voted like an autistic gerbil 90% of the time, so I guess that means we can generalize Americans as idiots. One nation controlled by the media.
I don’t claim to know it all. I never crunched the numbers. I don’t have access to Uncle Sam’s Bank account. All I know is how much I pay for milk when I go to ShopRite.
And you know what?
I honestly don’t feel like I know half of what’s going on right now.
Too bad for me? Not really. I wake up every morning and am at my desk by 7:30. I buy gas and it costs more than usual, but I can afford it. My 401k is losing money, but hey…that’s life.
So let’s just say I’m not on my way down to Washington to complain to curious Georgey about the economy.
Does that make me a bad person? I don’t think so. I let people in front of me when they are trying to merge. I tip waiters a little extra. I let the old lady with the detergent and the milk in front of me in ShopRite. I pick up the toy for the embarrassed mother when her baby chucks it out of the stroller. I let people play through on the golf course. Heck, I’ve even been known to listen to a Jehovah’s witness.
Good for me right? Exactly. My business is mine and yours is yours. Don’t tell me what to believe. Don’t tell me how it “really is.”
Personally, I believe that the United States of America didn’t choose to disclose confidential information to you over me.
Why?
Say you go after a job in politics. Say you know a thing or two and you get that prestigious internship. But maybe that internship is under a corrupt politician. He doesn’t care what you have to say, just that you can smoke a cigar. Meanwhile, Johnny community college is making small talk with his wife instead of pulling the weeds in the garden. Nobody knows any better, just that the roses still look nice. So there you are with a face full of smoke while your boss’s wife suggests her newest plan to change the economy, the idea she got from our friend Johnny. Except the idea involves shrinking cars to the size of golf carts, but your boss the politician doesn’t care because gas prices are too high. So when you come into work the next morning, there’s Johnny parking his electric golf cart in your old spot with lipstick on his collar. Too bad you can’t tell anyone because now all the people you work with hate you because your car runs on gasoline, not to mention you’ve developed emphysema in your lungs from the cigars. Now every morning you cough your way to work in order to pay for the increase in medical bills, while Johnny plants roses and eats pie at your boss’s mansion. You’d quit smoking but the only reason you’re still getting paychecks is because your boss enjoys your company, which is ironic because you’ve never said a word to him in the first place.
So why not just keep your job and come up with an attractive idea for change. Wake up and smell the roses. Heck, maybe you can run for president.
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