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 | Written by Dipul Patel on Thursday, 20 March 2008
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Let me start, by saying this is not an article to bash women.
It's an article, to bash whores.
Stupid, useless whores. Specifically, Heather Mills and Governor Spitzer's "Escort".
Its a fight, to see who wins in the contest of getting the most money for doing nothing!
Heather Mills
The woman who just walked away with 50 million dollars, and a 5 million dollar house, In fact, henceforth she will be known as pegleg.
Let's break down what the ruling was:
1,200,000 dollars a year for Heather Mills
5,000,000 dollar property in London
This ends up worth 48 MILLION DOLLARS.
48. Million.
For what?!!!
She married a man, who was already a legend. Already filthy rich! She had absolutely no effect on his earnings.
In 2002, pegleg and McCartney got married. That's less than 6 years ago. Here is the best part, Paul realized that pegleg was absolutely batshit crazy, and decided to get a divorce in 2006. That's less than 4 year's of marital bliss for you philosophy majors.
What did the useless waste of space ask for? She asked for 250 million dollars. Look, I get it, he's worth over 1.5 billion dollars, BUT HE EARNED IT!!!!!!
She was a high priced hooker.
 Yea, pegleg, you're right... we can't afford you
She got away with almost 50 million dollars, for what was effectively 4 years of marriage and 2 years of dragging a man through the mud with nothing but slander.
What.
The.
Fornication.
The beauty of the whole thing, she said she wouldn't appeal the decision. APPEAL IT?! I wish she had, maybe she would have lost it all and had to resort to selling tickets to a carnival.
Even the judge presiding over the case called her a lying sack of used condoms. (He didn't really use those words, but since this happened in Britain, I had to translate.)
Who is the victim in this? Paul McCartney is. This man deserves something in return. He literally had to pay 50 million dollars to eradicate himself from her.
Now, to the main event. The Mike Tyson, ear biting, children eating event.
Governer Spitzer's Whore.
I realize this topic has probably be beaten to hell already everywhere, but I DON'T CARE.
Somehow, she's the victim in this whole fiasco, and Spitzer is the Criminal?
WAKE UP PEOPLE, SHE's A FREAKING HOOKER.
I'm not condoning Spitzer's actions, by any means. What he did was ridiculous and wrong. One thing is for certain, Borat does approve.
 How Much Indeed
Lets face it, she is no victim.
She Rents an apartment thats 5,000 a month. Thats 60 grand a year, IN RENT.
She blames her troubled past. Has anyone even investigated it? She grew up as part of a wealthy family, on the Jersey Shore. Oh the humanity. Poor thing, even had to ride to school in her mom's Jaguar.
Her mom was quoted as saying, “She is a very bright girl who can handle someone like the governor." Yea, ma, she's so bright she had NO IDEA she was boning the GOVERNER OF HER STATE.
Now I am not saying her past was a cakewalk, but lets all give that crap a rest. Having a troubled past is not an excuse.
Do you think anyone would care about this girl if she looked like most of the prostitutes? She was not an "escort" she was a prostitute.
She BROKE THE LAW. Why isn't she in jail? What the hell kind of backwards crap is this?
 $5 an hour.
Instead, she is on the cover of magazines, her name is being searched all over the internet, her cookie-cutter music is being played on TERRESTRIAL radio left and right.
And she's the Victim?
VICTIM?
SHE IS FAMOUS BECAUSE OF THIS.
Tell me this, why the hell does she still have a myspace? Granted, she changed it, and made it all about her music, but if she's so damn traumatized, why is IT STILL EVEN UP!!!!!
I'll tell you why, because she loves the attention.
I absolutely love all these toolbags who come on myspace and tell her to stay strong. She's a good girl and she'll get through this. Is this the most pathetic attempt at ass kissing I've ever witnessed. It's more painful than watching Oprah and Rosie O' Donnell use a thighmaster and debate the art of macrame.
And the Winner is:
Pegleg cost McCartney 48 Million Dollars, and 2 years of nothing but pure misery.
GSW cost Spitzer 5,000 an hour, but will make lots of money from the fallout of this.
 The winner, is clearly Heather Mills!
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